I read this and have a few idea which amused me so here is my stream of consciousness:
After If I Had a Hammer,
Ol Paul lonely hearts ad "All I'm looking for is a gal with a back strong enough to haul salvage and can handle herself in a fire fight..."
after Lily appears "Sudden illness of Mysterious origin sends refugees fleeing south, triggering inflation of prices for medical supplies and a new 'stim-rush' as scavvers target the ruins of hospitals and rumours of hidden pre-war stockpiles..."
Scavver's delight,
"The infamous raider 'Ack-Ack' is reported to have been killed in their den."
"Rumours abound the minutemen are reforming in in the north-west."
"It's too late for my Ma, and for the rest of Quincy..." said one local scavver who chose to remain anonymous.
5a- "Rumors of Super Mutants at Everett Estates willing to trade for ASAMs should be considered the ramblings of chem fiends,
"our correspondent reports with this quote from a reliable source; 'Wot Super Mutant want with chalk? Strong not need human junk! Gah put pen down! Strong hates words!'
Well Well Well!
"HAM hobbyists around the 'Wealth have been retuning their radios today as power fluctuations of unknown origin cause electromagnetic havoc." Our correspondent got the views from the people;
"It has gotta be the Institute, tryna melt our brains or some shit..."
{After Prydwyn shows up}
"It's the Brotherhoods airship; all that metal and power in the sky must be messin with... you know...what ever makes radios work."
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Unique NPC, Fish Food
"Offering rad removal services, prices negotiable, McDonough supporters and Diamond city residents can use a competitor and good luck with that, assholes."
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I'll edit more in if I think of em, this was fun.