Let me tell you...
Let me tell you what I see when I look at that Fess raccoon on this profile picture of yours.
I see an ingenious, sly and cunning raccoon rubbing his hands with glee as he mulls over
the massive pack he's about to drop on the Nexus.
The well-oiled thought-machine lovingly nursed and nurtured within the confines of his skull is getting all fired up with oneiric imagery as he ponders over the meaning of modding. The prophecy, he thinks, is finally about to enfold. After all these years, grandmama was right...
On the verge of clicking "upload", he imagines his A-bomb of a pack gently tumbling through the sky onto a thriving yet careless and unaware community of undeserving Fallout players. The sharp "CLICK" that radiates all around his finger sounds like a promise... a pledge of absolute annihilation and utterly complete destruction. Casualties far and wide. [His eyes turn blacker than usual] None shall be spared.
As the sound of his latest achievement dies out, he remembers the two alpha coons that used to bully him through high school. "Your [sic] a failure!", they said, "you'll never make it as a game developer, NERD!". Did he truly hate them? Did he? Fuck yeah, he did! And he didn't just hate them, his Freudian id demanded blood. (...) (...) (...) No more raccooning around, he thought, no more ransacking the neighbour's bin! Why should he continue wasting his life like the rest of them? He wanted more. Much, much more. At this very moment, an all-devouring feeling of envy started eating him up. He needed a master plan. And he needed it fast. Now was the time to foment a hot yet methodically crafted revenge.
His mind was set on it! He would conquer them all. He would conquer the hearts and minds of humanity. Most importantly, he would show Martha, the voluptuous raccoon-next-door who foolishly rejected his overtures, what he was truly worth.
For hours on end, he watched Kinggath instructional videos, blissfully listened to interviews of his favourite modding heroes, imagined himself featured on Juicehead's and Gopher's Youtube channels... A basic faction pack, he thought, wouldn't suffice. He wanted more, he wanted one to three unique uniform mashups for each of his units, two specialised weapons for each rank, three special units, a custom flag, soundscape and decor... Once he got all that after weeks of hard labour and heavy tinkering with the CK, ambition started gnawing on his soul again. Shouldn't he get some additional deco mash-ups? Some custom posters and mags? Commanders, static mesh-armor mashups and "questy-stuff"?
That, ladies and gentlemen, was when the holy ghost of his adored grandmama appeared to him and said: "HELL NO, MOTHERFUCKER! Don't you see this pack is dope already? Don't you see they'll all love it as is? And don't you dare put a fucking "WIP" label on it that makes it feel like it's some sort of Bethesda pre-alpha trashcan while it's already full of content. Just publish it already!"