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Below is a 100% true recounting of the events behind the development of Sim Settlements, as first recounted on the Sim Settlements Discord. Trust me, I'm a doctor.
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The devil went down to Boston
He was lookin' for a settlement to help
He was in a bind
'Cause he was way behind
And he was willin' to make a deal
When he came upon this young man
Moddin' on a game and playin' it hot
And the devil jumped
Up on a hickory stump
And said, "boy, let me tell you what
I guess you didn't know it
But I'm a Bethesda modder too
And if you'd care to take a dare, I'll make a bet with you
Now you make pretty good content, boy
But give the devil his due
I'll bet a self-building settlement mod
Against your soul
'Cause I think I'm better than you"
The boy said, "my name's Kinggath
And it might be a sin
But I'll take your bet
And you're gonna regret
'Cause I'm the best there's ever been"
Kinggath, rosin up your keyboard and play that CK hard
'Cause hell's broke loose in Boston, and the devil deals the cards
And if you win, you get this shiny self-building settlement mod
But if you lose, the devil gets your soul
The devil opened up the CK
And he said, "I'll start this show"
And fire flew from his fingertips
As he rosined up his keyboard
Then he ran his fingers across the keys
And it made an evil hiss
And a band of demons joined in
And it sounded something like this
When the devil finished
Kinggath said, "well, you're pretty good, old son
But sit down in that chair right there
And let me show you how it's done"
He played Raiders in the Settlement run boys, run
The devil's in the House of the Sole Survivor’s Son
Marcy in a shanty house pickin' at Jun
Granny, does Dogmeat bite? No child, no
The devil bowed his head
Because he knew that he'd been beat
And he laid that self-building settlement mod
On the ground at Kinggath's feet
Kinggath said, "Devil, just come on back
If you ever want to try again
I done told you once you son of a I love you
I'm the best that's ever been"
He played Raiders in the Settlement run boys, run
The devil's in the House of the Sole Survivor’s Son
Marcy in a shanty house pickin' at Jun
Granny, does Dogmeat bite? No child, no
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The devil went down to Boston
He was lookin' for a settlement to help
He was in a bind
'Cause he was way behind
And he was willin' to make a deal
When he came upon this young man
Moddin' on a game and playin' it hot
And the devil jumped
Up on a hickory stump
And said, "boy, let me tell you what
I guess you didn't know it
But I'm a Bethesda modder too
And if you'd care to take a dare, I'll make a bet with you
Now you make pretty good content, boy
But give the devil his due
I'll bet a self-building settlement mod
Against your soul
'Cause I think I'm better than you"
The boy said, "my name's Kinggath
And it might be a sin
But I'll take your bet
And you're gonna regret
'Cause I'm the best there's ever been"
Kinggath, rosin up your keyboard and play that CK hard
'Cause hell's broke loose in Boston, and the devil deals the cards
And if you win, you get this shiny self-building settlement mod
But if you lose, the devil gets your soul
The devil opened up the CK
And he said, "I'll start this show"
And fire flew from his fingertips
As he rosined up his keyboard
Then he ran his fingers across the keys
And it made an evil hiss
And a band of demons joined in
And it sounded something like this
When the devil finished
Kinggath said, "well, you're pretty good, old son
But sit down in that chair right there
And let me show you how it's done"
He played Raiders in the Settlement run boys, run
The devil's in the House of the Sole Survivor’s Son
Marcy in a shanty house pickin' at Jun
Granny, does Dogmeat bite? No child, no
The devil bowed his head
Because he knew that he'd been beat
And he laid that self-building settlement mod
On the ground at Kinggath's feet
Kinggath said, "Devil, just come on back
If you ever want to try again
I done told you once you son of a I love you
I'm the best that's ever been"
He played Raiders in the Settlement run boys, run
The devil's in the House of the Sole Survivor’s Son
Marcy in a shanty house pickin' at Jun
Granny, does Dogmeat bite? No child, no