B's Couple Retreat

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Is your marriage suffering under ennui? Your comfortable and protected life in the upper stands preventing you from living out your life fully?

Then visit B’s Couple¹ Retreat, located near the feral-ghoul and raider infested Lexington,it offers a whiff of danger – you can see them with binoculars – and a lot of protection for our esteemed visitors.



Our establishment offers a wide range of rooms – from “Are you sure this relationship is going to keep?”




to spacious apartments.



While you are obviously allowed to bring your infants & toddlers with you, we are respectfully asking you to leave any older children at home to not disturb the other guests. Do not worry you can still reach them from our state of the art communication facility.



¹ We obviously do not discriminate against polyamorous relationships, just tell us in advance if you need one of our two harem suites.

 

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Obviously, no one expects you to stay the whole day in bed – though you can! Therefore, we offer a range of leisure activities.

If you own a good set of flannels and maybe a dog-eared copy of “the trap”, you might be interested in some outdoor roleplaying.


Unleash your inner lumberjack, enjoy the lake view and later choose at the restaurant, which crustacean you wish to eat tonight.


To uncouth and you have always been more interested in those who live among us?
Then visit our Alien Area and get abducted by our team of professionals.


We also offer an Above-Vault-Experience™ including Vault rooms, for those who have been on the Vault 88 waiting list.

The Above-Vault-Experience™ includes a hotel owned hospital, with real medical personal¹.


¹please refrain from asking them for Doctor & Nurse games

 

[Nigaud]

I love it, what a sense of humour, it's great, well done.

 

[tate1066]

I love it, what a sense of humour, it's great, well done.

Thank you! Coming from you that means a lot!

 

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From the technical pinnacle of the Vault we return to our primal roots. Listen to the Ape’s mating call in our Jungle Dome
and skinny dip in one of the waterfall pools.

If this is all too On-Hands for you, you can also relax in our own Slocum Joe Café, enjoy a movie in our Cinema¹ or go on a shopping spree in several of our accessory stores².



¹ We offer several themed packages including all recovered works of the great Gilda Broscoe

² All profits from our Minutemen-Store™ will go to our own Minutemen-Awareness-Campaign™

 

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Still not happy? Then let’s move to our piece de resistance…

I give you the Last-Stand-Ford™!

For all of you, who always knew that their leadership would have saved Quincy. You would love to show all these Minutemen out there, how it is done, but unfortunately your importance forbids you to join the frontline?

Here at the Last-Stand-Ford™you can live out your deepest desire, experience the smell and comradery of battle without any danger¹. Heighten the experience even more and let your partner join the fun, after all “The Couple that slays together, stays together” ².



¹ If you actually happen to know how to fight, we offer guided tours to the Corvega Assembly Plant and the Weston Water Treatment Plant during hunting season.

² Unless your significant other is nicknamed the “Sole Survivor” or something similar. Then they will probably dump you as soon as they got to enjoy the perks of your relationship.

 

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Now on Nexus

 

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OMG. This is amazing. The writing is superb! Love. Love.

Thank you! I was a tiny bit scared to present it like this, before I decided to post it anyway.